Welcome to Greebee.com, the official website of Eliot Greebee and the CUTLAS (Cost/Benefit Unit-based Transactional Life Analysis System) method.

Using CUTLAS, you will learn to change and improve your life in four major ways. You will:

1. Consume as much (of anything) as you want, whenever you want;
2. Make your own decisions, based purely on rationality and mathematics;
3. Make feeling guilty a thing of the past; and
4. Take everything you want (and more) NOW.
   

Please explore our site so you can learn exactly what you are doing wrong and how your life is wasting away before your very eyes. Your life is already a complete waste of time, so you might as well spend it here at this website.